Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 16, 2013
Crocodile son: Ahhhhh Crocodile mom: SOn, son, you have to calm down... I know how much you care about your dad, but screaming about him right now is not gonna- Ahhhhhh Crocodile son: You said not to scream about him!! Crocodile mom: I"m not. The water is buckling my floors. Crocodile son: Maybe we should agree on priorities. Crocodile mom: Okay. I vote we run for a mop. Story Update Larry allowed a killer dolphin into his house. He now appears to be dead.