Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 13, 2013
Pig: Hey, Jef the cyclist...I don't get something. Man: What's that? Pig: Cyclists are always so angry about people who drive cars irresponsibly. But cyclists I see often blow right through stoplights and stop signs. Man: So? Pig: So shouldn't traffic laws apply to everyone equally? Man: I guess. If people were equal. Pig: They're not? Man: I take it you haven't seen the 'Pyramid of Humanity'. Pig: I feel so scum-like for not knowing. Man: It's okay. My people expect very little of you.