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Dec 22, 2012
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Pig:  Whatcha reading, goat?
Goat:  This book on the Amish. It's a very interesting religion.
Pig:  How so?
Goat:  We, for example, they have this rite of passage called 'Rumspringa'.
Pig:  What is it?
Goat:  Its this period of adolescence where young people can go out and sow their wild oats.
Pig:  What does that mean?
Goat:  Some of them go out into the world and experience drinking and hooking up and driving fast cars and flouting authority. Do you understand what that means?
Rat:  THAT I'M AMISH!!!
Goat:  No.
Pig:  He's the holiest man ever!
Rat:  Now then...can this 'rite of passage' last my whole life?
Dec 24, 2012
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