Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 08, 2012
Goat: Hey, Pig, what's the matter with you? Pig: Me and my cousin pulled a schlumperdink this morning. Goat: What's that? PIg: It's when two guys are about to walk into each other, so one guy moves to the same side, then they both move to the other side, and on and on. Goat: Well, that happens to everyone, Pig... What's wrong with that? Pig: It lasted for ours. Goat: Never mind. Pig: Whoever said pigs are smart never met my family.