Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 04, 2012
"Hey, babe...Hope U R having a good day :). Sure wish I could hold u. Kiss u right on your cute nose. By the way, have I told u how good u look lately? Especially your rear. All that exercise sure paying off! Want 2 meet me here at cafe for romantic lunch? Could be fun!" Pig: Wow. That was quick. Pigita: What was? Pig: You responding to my text. Pigita: What text? "Why are you telling all this to your mother?" Pig: AAAHHHHHHH. Pigita: Hey...who's this floozy you're texting?