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Oct 13, 2012
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"Story Update: Guard Duck has gotten a job giving etiquette advice on the radio. He has occasionally clashed with station management."
Guard Duck:  Line three, you're on with G.D.  
Voice:  Hi. We have some friends who come over to our house frequently for dinner. But they never bring wine or anything, and they never reciprocate.  
Guard Duck:  I see. well, one way to handle the situation is to simply tell them how you feel.  Another is to mine your walkway.
Man:  COMMERCIAL BREAK!!
Guard Duck:  What's wrong with giving them options?
Oct 15, 2012
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