Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 06, 2012
Pig: Hey, Goat, I'd like you to meet my chimp friend, Cheapo Charlie. Goat: Why do you call him cheap? Pig: Well, like right now, he's only eating half a dinner, just so he can tke home the other half for later. Goat: Sounds wise to me. Why does that make him cheap? Pig: It' snot his dinner. Goat: Never mind. Man: Do you mind?