Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 30, 2012
Goat: Excuse me, Rat, but I'd like you to meet a friend of mine. This is Antonio. He's a professional soccer player in Italy. Rat: Hey. It's nice to- Mama mia! Mama mia! He broka my leg! He broka my leg! Goat: Not all European soccer players fake injuries. Man: Can I breaka his leg for real? Rat: Penalty kickos! Penalty kickos!