Pig: Hey, Goat... Have you met my friend Bobby? He's one of those blow-up fish. Goat: I think you mean puffer fish. Pig: Nope.
Now thousands of lonely bachelors are scared to death of going anywhere near their blow-up dolls.
A guy I knew had a blow-up doll that had a leak so he took it back to the shop to complain that it always kept going down on him. The shop owner charged him another10 pounds/euro’s/dollars