Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 06, 2012
Larry's Father: I don't understand, Lawrence... Your mother and I come for a one-week visit and this is how we find you? With your backside shoved into a beer mug? Is this how you spend every night. Larry the Croc: No. Sometimes me shove face in chicken bucket. Larry's Father: Perhaps we'll leave before dinner. Larry the Croc: Stay. We got chicken. Larry's parent's come for a visit.