Rat: What's with this new trend with guys keeping their sunglasses on the back of their head? Goat: Yeah. It's a little strange, but what are you gonna do about it. Rat: You look stupid. There's that.
My rejoinder to kids with the hat turned around is: So if the hat points forward, you have to walk backwards?" Gets the same “uh” response as “If you put down a camouflage shirt, how do you find it again?”