Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 12, 2012
Goat: Hey, Pig. Why'd you need me to come over? Pig: I can't sleep. Goat: Why not? Pig: Rat said that if you're bad in life, you're forced to listen to nothing but polka music when you die. Goat: That's not true, Pig. He just says stuff like that to mess with you. Pig: Yeah...how silly. Goat: Now you get some sleep and I'll see you tomorrow. Pig: Thanks, Goat...you can turn off the lights on your way out. *click* Rat: Pig? Pig: Goat? You still here? *polka polka polka more polka* Goat: OUT! Rat: What? I'm just singing him a lullaby. Pig: AWAY WITH YE, SATAN! AWAY!!