Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 23, 2012
Goat: Where's Rat today? Pig: Practicing his ski jump pose. He's gonna use it whenever someone bores him, as if to say, 'I'm leaping right over your tiresome conversation.' Goat: That's ridiculous. Why does that guy have to be such a weirdo? Why can't he just be normal now and then?