Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 21, 2012
Rat: Why do we have to clean out our stupid catch-all drawer anyways? Pig: Because it's been so long we don't even know what's in there. Rat: Whaddya mean we don't know? Everyone's catch-all drawer has all the same stuff... Old lighter... Dead battery... Strange key... Admittedly, the amish man was a bit unusual.