Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 03, 2012
Pastis: Hey, PIg. I want you to meet one of the best entertainment lawyers in hollywood.... I'm selling a 'Pearls' movie script and he's gonna help me. Les Abell: Hi. I'm Les Abell. Pig: Ohh. Don't say that. I bet if you try a little harder, one day you'll be just as good as all the other lawyers. Les Abell: What the @*#@ talking about? Pastis: Pig... He's Les Abell. PIg: Well, don't say it in front of him.