Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 26, 2012
Pig: Hey, Rat... I'd like to meet our newest character, Mikey the mole. Rat: That's it?...He's just a mole? No weird freakish trait like all our other characters? Pig: He does spontaneously combust. Rat: It's always something. Mikey: Feel free to roast marsh-mellows.