Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 22, 2012
Burt: Whuh you doing, Bob? Bob: Neighbahood no safe. Someone hunting crocs wid blow dart. Burt: No one hunt us. We fierce. We top of food chain. Bob: Gud point, Burt. Stand up. Yell something. Little Zebra: Nailed the loud one. Burt: AHHHHHH! Me got boo boo! Me got boo boo!