Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 06, 2011
Rat: Why do all of these obituaries always say that so-and-so 'passed away peacefully'? Goat: What do you mean, 'why'? Because the person died peacefully. Rat: Yeah, well, when I die, I'm gonna go out punching nurses and doctors, just so someone can finally say, 'he passed away violently.' Goat: What a goal. Rat: Bring it on, Death!