Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 30, 2011
Rat: Excuse me, Steph. But may I make a little announcement about a looming shortage in one of the world's resources? Pastis: I guess so. What is it? Rat: Young girls writing text messages must stop using all the world's exlamation points!!! Pastis: Because a rat with a $*@! blowhorn wants to use them? Rat: Hey, it's okay for a comic strip superstar.