Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 21, 2011
Rat: Why is it that all of us characters have to appear in this comic strip without clothes? What am I, eye candy for millions of lascivious readers? Pig: I guess it's just because we're animals and we're not expected to wear clothes. Rat: Yeah, well I don't care. It makes me mad, and that's why I'm doing something about it. Pastis: Give me my pants now. Rat: Come and get 'em, cartoon boy. Pig: Hey, look! I'm a Stephan!