Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 25, 2011
Rat: I dated the cutest girl last night. She was smart, interesting, sweet, everything, but then I told a joke. Goat: And what, she didn't like it? Rat: She did. Girl: HAHA SNooooort cackle cackle hoooo hawn cough cough Rat: Bad laughs; the great deal-breaker.