Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 09, 2011
Phone: Riiiiiiing... Rat's mom (on the phone): Hello, Rat...this is your mother. Rat: Hi mom whaddyawant? Rat's mom: Well, I'm just calling to give you some sad news...your Aunt Claire passed away last- Rat: That's bad is that it? Rat's mom: Well, I just thought you might want the address where you can send flowers and- Rat: Nope I'll Google it. Rat's mom: You what? Rat: Gotta go. Rat's mom: You don't want the- Rat: Bye now! *click* Rat: When you're over your cell phone minutes, you're over your cell phone minutes.