Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 07, 2011
Pig: What do you got there, Rat? Rat: Acoustic tiles. People use them on restaurant ceilings and stuff to absorb sound. That way you don't have to hear all the chatter from the idiots sitting at the next table. Pig: But I like hearing that chatter. It's how I learn things and meet a lot of new people. Rat; This will improve our friendship.