Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 02, 2011
Pig: Hey. Neighbor Claire... how are things? Claire: Great. I'm doing just what I've always dreamed of my whole life. Pig: What's that? Claire: Spending all day driving my kids around in a mini-van. Pig: I sense sarcasm. Clair: Oh, well, gotta go. Noise: Wham.