Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 31, 2011
Rat: Look at this... I'm trying to tape down the loose back of the T.V. remote, but the end of my scotch tape roll got stuck somewhere back on the roll. Now it's impossible to find the end, much less peel it off. So now my whole week is ruined. Goat: He's a tad tightly wound. Rat: Well, time the destroy the whole T.V.