Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 16, 2011
Pig: Did you hear those treehouse kids built a big wall for zebra? Goat: Yeah. I met them. They're such good, dependable kids. Zebra and I really swear by them. Pig: That's wrong. Goat: What's wrong? Pig: Teaching profanity to little kids. Goat: Never mind. Pig: Sorry. I've got a foul-mouthed friend.