Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 27, 2011
Rat: Okay, cartoon boy... what's our generic family humor for today? Stephan Pastis: Let's see... my mom will be baking cookies and one of us will eat too many and - wait... where is she? Mom: Pigeons did number two on my car. I'm gonna shoot 'em. Pastis: Mom... Rat: Hey... she DID say 'number two.' Mom: Yeah... I could totally have said #$*@! 'Pearls,' the gentle family strip.