Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 26, 2011
Crocodile: Ohhh...Me could catch heem. Larry the Croc: Yeah. Me could catch too. Crocodile: Me could tear off dat guy head. Larry the Croc: Yeah. Me would reep to shred. Crocodile: Ooooh, me could so keel dat one! Larry the Croc: Yeah, me would eet in seconds! Crocodile 2: Dad, I know you and Bob are tough, but you make it really hard to watch 'The Muppets'. Crocodile: Told you dat not nature documentary.