Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 16, 2011
Goat: When do you think you become middle-aged? Rat: When on a Summer vacation, you tuck a collared shirt into khaki shorts held up by a belt. Man: Okay, sweetie, 'Frommer's' says the view here is delightful. Goat: It scares me when you're accurate. Rat: Well, sir, that's a hat you wouldn't have worn when you still cared.