Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 21, 2011
Pig: Hey, Goat, sorry to bother you, but if you know the good folk who give out the nobel prize for scientific breakthroughs, could you please call them and tell them there's no need for debate this year. Goat: Why do you say that? Pig: IT'S GOING TO THE SNUGGIE GUY!!! Have you called them yet?