Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 11, 2011
Pig: Rat's thinking about buying a Prius. Goat: Good for you, Rat. Buying a hybrid is a great way to save gas and do your part for the environment. Rat: It is? Goat: Yeah. Why else would you by it? Rat: Because it's real quiet. So I thought it'd be perfect if I ever needed to run someone over from behind. Rat: And having less people benefits the environment. Goat: That is not how it benefits the- Rat: I'M DOING MY PART!!