Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 09, 2011
Goat: The stupid state wants to raise money by expanding the state lottery. Now people will spend more of their hard-earned money chasing impossible odds. Rat: Yeah. That's what's so great about the lottery. Goat: Why does that make the lottery great? Rat: It's a tax on people who can't do math. Goat: Please leave me alone. Rat: Now if we could just tax general stupidity. Pig: Four lotto tickets! I am guaranteed to win!!