Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 06, 2011
Rat: Where've you been this morning? Pig: Saying bon voyage to my l'il Guard Duck. He went on a cruise to Mexico... It's silly, but he's so afraid to leave me alone, as though a guy like me has enemies. Annie May: Like Annie May, your sea anemone enemy? Pig: Let's keep this closed.