Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 28, 2011
Pig: Hey, Rat, have you met my friend, Smokey the Bear? Smokey: Only you can prevent forest fires. Pig: He'd probably like it if you bought him a beer. Rat: Why should I buy him a beer? Smokey: Only you can prevent smokey going home sober. Rat: This could get annoying. Smokey: Only you can prevent Smokey going home lonely. Woman: Creep.