Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 16, 2011
Pig: Hey, Rat, I'd like you to meet some people. They're HUGE fans of yours. Rat: They really, really like me? Pig: Well, I wouldn't go that far they think you're okay. Rat: You just said they're huge fans. Fan 1: I prefer the term 'portly.' Pig: Sorry they're portly fans. Rat: Pardon me while I beat the portly pig. Fan 2: Hey, dude. We like you, but not a lot.