Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 09, 2011
Pigita: Thank you for taking me out tonight, Donny. Now that I'm single, it's nice to date new guys. Tell me again what you are. Donny: Surely, my dear. I am a scarab beetle. We were held sacred by the ancient egyptians. We were even worshipped. Pig: Hey, Donny the dung beetle. Donny: I know not of who he speaks.