Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 07, 2011
Gopher: Good news, bad news, sir.. The good news is that we got inside the target Zebra's house, but just barely missed killing him. Larry the Croc: Dad da gud news? Whuh da bad news? Gopher: Private Danny pulled the pin on his grenade, meaning that as soon as he lets go of it, there will be a very big kaboom. We should probably cancel tonight's tickle fight.