Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 16, 2011
Pig: Pigita! What are you doing here? I thought you said you didn't want a valentine's day dinner. Pigita: I didn't want one with you. I had a date with someone better. Pig: Mister snuffles! How could you? Pigita: Don't you lecture snuffly wuffly! I've moved on with my life and I"ll see whoever I want! Too bad you can't do the same. Pig: I take it you haven't met Hosanna.