Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 10, 2011
Goat: What's the matter with you? Rat: Our satellite dish is getting interference again. Every few months I have to go up on the roof and reinstall that stupid thing in a new spot. Goat: There's got to be an easier way than that. Rat: Yeah, you're right. Pig: But I don't want to live on the roof.