Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 31, 2011
Rat: Hey, pig... I need to move some furniture. Do you think you could call that friend of yours who owns the pickup truck. Pig: Oh, bob?... Sure. Voice on phone: Hi. You've reached bob, the guy you only call when you need to use his truck and never when you just want to invite someone over for dinner. If you're thinking about leaving a message, don't, because I have on for you... Move your own @@!##$#$! furniture. Pig: I think he's on to us.