Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 20, 2011
Rat: What is the meaning of life? Is it to love? Gain wisdom? Create beauty? No, I say. Non of those are the true purpose for which we have been put on this earth. Goat: What is? Rat: Lawn care. Goat: Your purpose is to annoy me. Rat: Said the man with the brown spots on his lawn.