Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 06, 2010
Story Update: The crocs drilled deep underground for gophers and hit a gusher, which they cannot shut off. Zebra says, "Ohmygawd, what are we gonna do?!" Goat says, "No one can stop it!" Pig says, "We're all gonna die!" Rat says, "Everyone, calm down! I am going to attempt a high-risk, top-kill operation which should shut down the source of the gophers!" CLANG Rat says, "It's just tha easy."