Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 14, 2010
Larry on 'Celebrity Jeopardy' Alex says, "Larry, we start with you. Pick a category." Larry says, "Uh, yeah, Treebek, me take dat one." Alex says, "You're just pointing. You need to read the category aloud. That's how the game works." Larry says, "Me no can read, fatface." Pig says, "This could be a long game."