Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 19, 2010
Pig says, "What are you doing, Rat?" Rat says, "I am shutting one eye to block out half the world's idiots." Pig says, "But then you'll miss half the world's wonderfulness.. The friends you talk to at parties, the relatives you join for the holidays, the neighbors who look out for you." Rat says, "Alright, fine. You've convinced me." Pig says, "You've shut both eyes." Rat says, "Nuts. I can still hear the idiots."