Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 17, 2010
Goat says, "What's the matter with you?" Pig says, "Couldn't sleep. Stayed up all night worrying." Goat says, "Oh my goodness, Pig? about what?" Pig says, "If the British people call french fries 'chips,' they've got no word left for potato chips!!!" Goat says, "They call them 'crisps.'" Pig says, "Crisps?! Ohhh, lord... when does the madness end??!"