Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 12, 2010
Pig says, "Hiya, Rat? I'd like you to meet my new friend, Jacko the Fire-Breathing Dragon." Rat says, "Why's he so small?" Pig says, "Pituitary gland problems. They've stifled his growth." Rat says, "I'll say. Anything else wrong with him?" Jacko says, "AAHCHOO" Pig says, "Allergies."