Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 10, 2010
Pig says, "What are you staring at, Zebra?" Zebra says, "That elephant cop, Officer Potus, is visiting the crocs next door." Pig says, "Who's Officer Potus?" Zebra says, "The cop that's trying to work out a compromise between me and the crocs, but I think the crocs are trying to corrupt the process."