Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 04, 2010
Rat's Civil War Re-enactment Soldier says, "You know, I love these re-enactments as much as anyone, but this hardtack is tough to eat." Soldier 2 says, "Well, it's what you gotta eat if you don't wanna be a farb." Soldier says, "What's a farb?" Soldier 2 says, "Someone who's not authentic to the era. We authentic folk despise 'em." Rat says, "Me too." Rat says, "McNugget?"