Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 02, 2010
Goat says, "Where's Rat today?" Pig says, "Doing one of those civil war battel re-enactments." Goat says, "You know, those guys take that stuff pretty seriously. Every single detail has to be from the 1860s, from a soldier's glasses to his shoes. Does Rat realize that?" Pig says, "Of course he does. Why?" Man says, "Nix the iPod." Rat says, "Hey. Metallica gets me pumped for battle."