Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 29, 2010
Rat says, "I have a new philosophy that I think could promote peace and harmony in the universe." Goat says, "What is it?" Rat says, "Give me what I want when I want it!!!" Goat says, "That's what you want everyone saying?" Rat says, "No, no. Only I get to say it."